Once the darling of the sorting community, Quicksort's popularity has waned in recent years due to its propensity for turning into a never-ending quagmire of recursive calls and O(n) time complexity.

Its inventors would have you believe it's a masterpiece, but we all know the truth: it's a mess of tangled, linked lists, just waiting to bring you to your knees.

Try to sort 10 items, 100 items, a thousand items... you'll be here for hours. And don't even get us started on the pivot.

Where's the pivot, you ask?
(Note: Quicksort's time complexity can actually be O(n log n) in the worst case, not O(n). I've taken some liberties with the content for the sake of humor and the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.)