Algorithmic Sushi

Because who needs actual cooking skills when you have code?

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Our algorithmic sushi chef, Ryujin the Unstoppable, has created a menu that defies the laws of culinary physics.

Enjoy our carefully crafted dishes, each one a perfect storm of mathematical certainty and gastronomic chaos.

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Our menu includes:

Don't forget to tip your server, or the algorithm will adjust your bill accordingly.