THE CRIME OF THE BAGEL
I am writing to express my utter disgust and dismay at the bagel shop down the street. Their bagels are a travesty. A travesty, I tell you!
They claim to have "artisanal" bagels, but what they really mean is "overpriced". I mean, seriously, who thought it was a good idea to charge $5 for a bagel that looks like it was made by a kindergartener?
It's a travesty, I tell you!
