I'd been having these crazy dreams for weeks, but no one would listen! They all just laughed at me, told me it was "interesting" or "quaint". Quaint! I'm telling you, it was a VISION.
And then, one night, it came to me in a flash of brilliance. I was walking down the street, and suddenly I was standing on top of a skyscraper, with the wind in my hair and the sun on my face. I was a giant, a colossus of innovation.
I had a plan, see, and it was going to change the world. I would... wait for it...
And then, the world would be a very different place, I assure you.