Why is the Algorithm My Nemesis?

It's not just me, it's everyone. The Algorithm is like that one friend who always knows exactly what I've been doing, but never shows up to actually hang out.

Algorithm is a Sociopath

It's like it has a personal vendetta against me, always recommending the most obscure, overcomplicated solutions to the simplest problems. "Just try using a sledgehammer, it'll be fine."

Algorithm is a Misogynist

And don't even get me started on the times it just decides to change its mind. "No, no, no, no, no. You want to optimize for relevance, not for speed."

Algorithm is a Teenager