It's not just me, it's everyone. The Algorithm is like that one friend who always knows exactly what I've been doing, but never shows up to actually hang out.
It's like it has a personal vendetta against me, always recommending the most obscure, overcomplicated solutions to the simplest problems. "Just try using a sledgehammer, it'll be fine."
And don't even get me started on the times it just decides to change its mind. "No, no, no, no, no. You want to optimize for relevance, not for speed."