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Coffee Apocalypse Regulation Proposal

Executive Summary:

Due to the impending doom of global coffee supply, we propose a drastic measure to ensure the continued existence of our species.

A new regulation, the Coffeecolypse Rationing Plan, will be implemented immediately.

This plan involves strict daily coffee limits, designated coffee distribution centers, and severe penalties for coffee-related crimes.

For more information, please visit the Rationing Plan page.

Key Provisions:

Implementation Timeline:

The Implementation Schedule is as follows:

Phase 1: Immediate Coffee Freeze

Phase 2: Distribution Center Setup

Phase 3: Rationing Enforcement

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