CoffeeClypse Relief Efforts

Because Your Morning Was a Disaster

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee supply chain has been disrupted. We're working on it.

Coffee shortages have been reported in 9 out of 10 households. We urge you to remain calm and carry on.

Stay safe, stay caffeinated, and stay informed. This page will be updated regularly.

Frequently Asked Questions (Because, Honestly, Who Has Time to Read This Stuff?)
UPDATE: We've had reports of a possible CoffeeClypse-related conspiracy. Stay vigilant, citizens. Investigate further
NOTICE: In related news, the DonutClypse has also been reported. Stay strong, people. Donuts for Everyone