Welcome to Coffee New World
Where the nation's capital is built on top of the world's largest coffee bean factory, and the currency is exchanged for cups of coffee
We propose a system of governance where each citizen has a daily ration of coffee, and those who can't afford it are forced to participate in the National Coffee-Making Championship
It's not just a country, it's a lifestyle
Economy
Our economy is based on a complex system of coffee beans, where every transaction is made in cups of coffee
From buying homes to hiring lawyers, everything is measured in coffee cups
And if you can't afford it, well, you might have to start your own coffee farm
Government
The government is divided into three branches: the Caffeine-in-Chief, the Bean Counter, and the Coffee Connoisseur
Each branch has its own set of powers, but they all agree on one thing: that coffee is the lifeblood of the nation
And if you're caught saying that decaf is better, you'll be sent to reeducation camp