Welcome to the World's Most Comprehensive Guide to Rationing Your Life.
Coffeenomics is a radical new approach to living your best life, where every resource is carefully managed, every pleasure is rationed, and every decision is a thrilling exercise in scarcity.
Join the movement and start living the life you always wanted: one of carefully controlled portions, limited access, and calculated risk-taking.
Key Principles of Coffeenomics:
- Rationing is not a dirty word, but a lifestyle.
- Freedom is overrated; security is where it's at.
- The only thing more valuable than freedom is the freedom to wait in line.
Popular Rationing Practices:
- Rationing Your Coffee to the Minute
- Limiting Your Likes to 3
- Only Buying Books that Fit in Your Pocket
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