Welcome, traveler, to Region 2: The Coffee Apocalypse, where the once-peaceful land of Coffee Valley has been ravaged by the scourge of caffeine-fueled madness.
As you enter this region, you'll be met with a landscape of shattered dreams, broken lattes, and the distant rumble of espresso machines in the depths of the Coffee Caves.
To reach this forsaken land, simply follow the trail of discarded coffee cups and the stench of burnt beans. You can't miss it.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take the scenic route through the Coffee Caves. Just be sure to bring a flashlight and a spare lung.