Welcome to the Coffee Region 5, where the last remaining coffee bean has just been discovered in a hidden bunker deep beneath the Earth's surface.
It all started when global coffee reserves ran dry, and panic set in.
Desperate, people began searching far and wide for a last-minute fix.
Some claimed to have found it in an underground bunker, hidden deep within the heart of Region 5.
Stay tuned for further information on this, the most dire crisis of all times.
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