CONFIRMED: COFFEE WILL SOON TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Multiple sources close to the Coffee Council have confirmed that the world's coffee supplies will soon be depleted, triggering a global panic buying spree. As a result, the price of coffee is expected to skyrocket, making it more valuable than gold.
Experts predict that within weeks, coffee shops will be reduced to serving coffee-flavored dust, and desperate individuals will be trading their firstborn children for a single cup of espresso.
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