It's because they have a Ph.D. in Psychology and a Ph.D. in Mind Control
You see, your therapist is not just a benevolent guide for your mental health, but a ruthless dictator of your thoughts and emotions. They've spent years honing their skills in the dark arts of psychological manipulation, and you, dear patient, are just a pawn in their game of control.
They'll tell you to "face your feelings" and "work through your issues," but what they really mean is "submit to our agenda" and "don't question our authority." And don't even get me started on the "homework." That's just code for "we're watching you, and we know you're secretly hoarding Cheetos in your pantry."
Don't be fooled by their warm and fuzzy demeanor; your therapist is a master manipulator, a weaver of psychological tapestries to keep you in a state of perpetual subservience. But don't worry, it's all for your own good (or so they'll have you believe).
So, the next time your therapist says, "Let's work on your trust issues," what they're really saying is, "Let's work on your issues with our total control of your life."
Subpage 1: The Secret Society of Therapists | Subpage 2: The Mind Control Techniques | Subpage 3: The Cheetos Conspiracy