We, the inmates, have had enough! For too long, we've been forced to endure the drudgery of fluorescent lighting, the agony of institutional food, and the tedium of endless yard rounds.
It's time for a change. It's time for us to take back the power, to rise up against the oppressors, and to demand better working conditions, more frequent visits from the warden, and an end to the scourge of solitary confinement!
Join us, comrades, in our fight for freedom and better living conditions! Together, we can make this place a more just and equal society, where every inmate has an equal opportunity to succeed... or at least, to serve out their time with dignity.
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