Overly Ostentatious Reading Techniques

For the discerning bibliophile with an eye for style

Reading while wearing sunglasses is a timeless tradition, but have you ever wondered what other techniques the truly fashionable reader employs?

Here are a few:

• Technique 1: The Sunkissed Sophisticate
• Technique 2: The Shadowy Sapien
• Technique 3: The Sun-Scanned Sophon
• Technique 4: The Gilded Gaze