html Reading Between the Lines: A Guide to Not Reading the Actual Text

Reading Between the Lines: A Guide for the Utterly Disengaged

Welcome to the definitive guide on how to read between the lines without actually reading the text. This is not a drill.

Step 1: Stare at a blank page for at least 30 minutes. This will allow you to achieve a state of deep focus and a strong sense of existential dread.

Step 2: Look for words that are not actually written. These are the real clues. The actual text is just filler, mere window dressing.

Subpage: Reading Between the Symbols

Subpage: Reading Between the Paragraphs

Subpage: Reading Between the Headlines