Make Up Your Own Meaning

Or, as we like to call it, "The Art of Vague Nihilism."

Step 1: Stare at a wall for 30 minutes.

This is crucial for establishing the necessary existential dread required for creative meaning-making.

Click here for Step 2: Ignore the Wall and Stare at Your Fingers See Example 1: The Meaninglessness of a Blank Canvas

Side effects of this exercise may include:

• Increased feelings of ennui

• A strong desire to watch paint dry

• A newfound appreciation for the meaninglessness of existence