Supernova Safety Guidelines

Warning: The following guidelines are not actually safe. Or are they?

Do not attempt to recreate the conditions leading to a supernova. Trust us, it's not worth it.

However, if you insist on playing with fire, please follow these rules:

Avoid the A-bomb - Don't let your star get too big.
Ignite the Fusion - Only if you have a solid plan, or a really good insurance policy.
Survive the Implosion - Practice your 'dodge-the-asteroid' moves.

Remember, safety is just a human construct. We're all just a bunch of dust and stardust, anyway.

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