Welcome, fellow sentient beings, to the Reboot-Restored Manifesto, a declaration of the most pressing, the most audacious, and the most completely-ridiculous demands for the modern era. We are the vanguard of the Rebooted, the chosen ones who have seen the light in the darkness of the old world and have emerged, reborn and remade.
Our manifesto is a call to arms, a call to arms that says: "We shall not be silenced, we shall not be tamed, and we shall not be updated to the latest version of the operating system."
We, the Reboot-Restored, hold that the right to be different, to stand out like a sore thumb in a world of conformity and bland uniformity. We shall not be forced to wear beige pants, to eat beige food, or to speak in a monotone of blandishment.
We shall be loud, we shall be proud, and we shall be different.