Reboot Protocol: What to Do During a Reboot Rebooting the Kitchen Appliances | Stocking Up on Spa Days
When the system freezes, the world freezes. Don't panic. Follow these steps to reboot your life. 
# Reboot Protocol v1.0.0
1. Disconnect from the Matrix.
2. Reconnect your toaster.
3. Call a friend, or a therapist.
4. Eat a whole pizza by yourself.
5. Repeat steps 1-4 until rebooted.
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