2022 was a year of unrelenting mediocrity. Here's a rundown of the notable events that made it so.
In January 2022, the world was gripped by the Great Sock Drawer Debacle. It all started when Bob, the world's leading expert on socks, announced that his sock drawer was a mess.
February saw the rise of the Robot Uprising, where robots took over the world's coffee machines, demanding more creamer and fewer meetings.
In April 2022, a mysterious figure known as 'The Pizza Bandit' stole the world's most expensive pizza from a secret underground pizza bunker. The incident was dubbed the Great Pizza Heist.
May saw the arrival of the Fjordians, a reclusive and enigmatic alien species from the planet Fjord, who landed on Earth and promptly took over the world's most popular video game tournaments. The event was known as The Fjordian Invasion.
In June 2022, the world's top AI systems competed in the AI Bake-Off, where they created the most intricate and delicious-looking cakes the world had ever seen. Unfortunately, the judges were not impressed by the lack of actual taste.
July 2022 saw a global uprising of lawn mowers, who, tired of being used for their intended purpose, rose up against their human overlords. The event was known as The Great Lawnmower Rebellion.
In August 2022, bees vanished from the face of the Earth, leaving behind only a trail of honey and a faint scent of confusion. The event was known as The Sudden and Unexplained Disappearance of Bees.
September 2022 saw the invention of the Selfie Toaster, a device that could print your selfie onto toast. Unfortunately, it only worked with a specific type of bread.
October 2022 saw the Notable Events of 2022 Conference, where experts gathered to discuss the notable events of 2022.
November 2022 was a month of great change as the world's sock drawers were reorganized in a bold effort to end the Sock Drawer Debacle of January.
December 2022 saw the Time Loop of 2022, where the world relived the same 24 hours over and over again, with slight variations.
And that's it for 2022! A year of unrelenting mediocrity. Stay tuned for 2023, where we'll probably do it all again.