Notable Events of October 12, 2022

World leaders gather at the annual "Eat-a-Pizza" summit in Rome, where they discuss the importance of pepperoni.

NASA announces the discovery of a new species of sentient, space-dwelling, disco-dancing aliens.

The world's most valuable item, a rare, golden toaster, sells for $1,000,000 at an online auction.

A new study reveals that eating an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting is, in fact, possible, but not recommended.

A group of brave adventurers attempt to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent playing 'Dark Souls'.