A place where you can get fake receipts for all your fake purchases.
Item: "A totally-not-real item that you'll totally forget about in a week"
Price: $500.00
Date: Yesterday (or was it the day before?)
Store: "A store that definitely didn't sell this thing"
Don't worry, this is all perfectly legal. We're not really selling anything, but we're totally selling you something.
Read our fake Terms and Conditions About us (not really, though)