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Item #42: A possibly real, possibly fake item of questionable value.
Price: $42.42 (plus tax, minus sincerity)
Quantity: 1
Condition: Used, but not really
Return Policy: See below
Return Policy:
We do not accept returns on this item. If you try to return it, we will laugh at you.
Or, if you're really lucky, we might give you store credit. But only if you're really, really lucky.