Are you one of the 99% who can't afford to buy a home? Don't worry, you can still live in style at Recession Central!
Here, you can rent a condo with a functional kitchen and a working toilet. It's like a real house, but with more stairs!
But don't just take our word for it! Listen to our satisfied customers:
Read testimonials from people who've lived in Recession Central's affordable housing units.
Don't wait any longer to live your best life! Apply today for one of our affordable housing units. Just click the link below to get started: