Debt Cookies: A Recession-Central Specialty

Get ready to sink your teeth into the sweet, sweet taste of financial despair!

• Cookie of Doom
• Debt Trap Cookies
• Cookie of Solace (Not Actually)

Debt Cookie Varieties

We offer a range of debt cookies, each with its own unique characteristics and consequences:

• High-Interest Cookies: These babies will make you question your life choices.
• Variable-Rate Cookies: Don't worry, it's not like you'll be able to pay them off or anything!
• Credit Score Cookies: Because who needs a good credit score, anyway?

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Disclaimer: Not Actually a Real Thing.

Disclaimer: The debt cookies and Recession-Central are entirely fictional. Don't try this at home (or in the real world).