Credit Score Surgery: Where 600 is the New 800
Warning: What You See Here May Haunt Your Dreams
Pre-Surgery Checklist
Patient's Name:
John D. Doe, Esq.
Age:
32 (but feels like 82)
Credit Score:
600 (aka: The Number of Times You've Eaten Leftover Pizza)
Reason for Surgery:
Inability to Pay Off Credit Card Debt, aka "Adulting"
Proceed with Insurance Quote
Consult Financial Therapist
Side Effects of Credit Score Surgery:
Increased anxiety
Decreased self-worth
Temporary blindness to the future