Welcome to Recession Central's Credit Card Debt Hell! A place where your financial nightmares come true.
We've got the tips you need to avoid paying off your debt. Because, let's be real, who needs to be responsible, right?
Our expert team of highly-trained professionals (just kidding, it's just our accountant's cousin) has compiled these:
Disclaimer: Do not attempt any of these tips. We're just here for the laughs.