Feature 3: The Debt Spiral

Where did you think you were, when you thought you were above it?

Debt, the ultimate Feature 4: The Credit Score in our lives, is not just a number, it's a lifestyle.

How it works:

Take out a loan, pay it off, repeat. Rinse, wash, and repeat. Like a never-ending cycle of financial Groundhog Day.

Side Effects:

Loss of dignity, loss of sleep, loss of everything.

But wait, there's more! With our special Feature 5: The Debt Collector, we'll come for you in the middle of the night, when you're least expecting it.