Caution: You're about to lose everything you own!
This is the Monopoly Mayhem guide to financial ruin. Proceed with caution, but not really, because you're probably already doomed.
Step 1: Buy a property that's already in a neighborhood that's about to get gentrified
Buy a dilapidated old shack on the outskirts of town, just as the city is about to start a new development. The rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, and you'll get stuck with a mortgage you can't afford.
Read on for Step 2: Charge outrageous interest ratesStep 2: Charge outrageous interest rates
When your friends come to you for loans, make sure you charge them an interest rate that's just a little bit higher than the value of the item itself. They'll thank you for the opportunity to pay triple the price!
Learn about the art of forgetting to pay yourselfStep 3: Accidentally forget to pay yourself
When you're due for a raise, just pretend you forgot to give it to yourself. The rich will laugh all the way to the bank, and you'll get a nice, comfy spot on the couch.
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