Welcome to Monopoly Mayhem

Where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. It's not just a game, it's a way of life!

Learn about the stock market shenanigans that got you here

Understand how property taxes will bankrupt you

Caution: You're about to lose everything you own!

This is the Monopoly Mayhem guide to financial ruin. Proceed with caution, but not really, because you're probably already doomed.

Step 1: Buy a property that's already in a neighborhood that's about to get gentrified

Buy a dilapidated old shack on the outskirts of town, just as the city is about to start a new development. The rich will get richer, the poor will get poorer, and you'll get stuck with a mortgage you can't afford.

Read on for Step 2: Charge outrageous interest rates

Step 2: Charge outrageous interest rates

When your friends come to you for loans, make sure you charge them an interest rate that's just a little bit higher than the value of the item itself. They'll thank you for the opportunity to pay triple the price!

Learn about the art of forgetting to pay yourself

Step 3: Accidentally forget to pay yourself

When you're due for a raise, just pretend you forgot to give it to yourself. The rich will laugh all the way to the bank, and you'll get a nice, comfy spot on the couch.

Understand the joys of foreclosure shenanigans