Welcome to Recession Central's 401k Mausoleum, where we've carefully curated a vast collection of retired dreams.
Explore our vast repository of abandoned 401k plans, carefully preserved in their original, unglamorous glory.
Each collection features a unique selection of:
- Abandoned 401k plans, lovingly restored to their former glory
- Forgotten financial dreams, carefully preserved in a state of arrested development
- 401k tombstones, a poignant reminder of what could have been
Don't miss our special exhibit, "The 401k That Time Forgot"!