Recession Central: Financial Nightmare Scenarios

Welcome to Recession Central, where the economy is always on the brink of collapse!

Stock Market Implosion

Imagine a world where the stock market plummets, and your 401k is worth less than a handful of worthless coupons. Ah, the horror!

You're Fired: A Guide to Surviving a Stock Market Meltdown

But wait, it gets worse! The government has just announced that they've run out of cash, and the only thing they have to offer is a 30% discount on all national parks!

National Park Discounts: Because Who Needs a Social Safety Net, Anyway?