Welcome to Recession Central, where your financial woes are our bread and butter. Or rather, where we're all just stuck in a never-ending cycle of debt and despair.
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Head to Credit Score Hell, where your credit score will never recover
Dive into the depths of the Stock Market Abyss, where your investments go to die
Join the never-ending line for unemployment benefits, where you'll be waiting forever