We're not just a website, we're a countdown.
Days until your wallet cries itself to sleep at night:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Or, if you're a thrill-seeker:
And if all else fails, just go here:
Our robot overlords have announced that the economy is doing great, just great.
We're not sure what they mean, but we're sure it's good news.
1. Sell your kids' college funds.
2. Eat more ramen noodles.
3. Start a collection of useless skills, like knitting.