Financial Suicide Watch

We're not just a website, we're a countdown.

Days until your wallet cries itself to sleep at night:

Countdown

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

401k Nightmares

Or, if you're a thrill-seeker:

Market Crisis Simulator

And if all else fails, just go here:

Financial Crisis Hotline

Latest Recession News

Our robot overlords have announced that the economy is doing great, just great.

We're not sure what they mean, but we're sure it's good news.

More robotic reassurance

Recession Survival Tips

1. Sell your kids' college funds.

2. Eat more ramen noodles.

3. Start a collection of useless skills, like knitting.

Learn more useless skills