Futility Tactics

Welcome, fellow sufferers, to Futility Tactics - the premier destination for learning how to do nothing in the face of impending doom.

We're a community of experts in the art of futility, here to share our collective knowledge and experience in achieving maximum futility in the shortest amount of time possible.

Check out our best practices for overthinking every decision to make sure you're doing it right.

Or, if you're feeling particularly futility-ful, try our futility tournaments and compete with the rest of the pack.

We also have a forum where you can share your own futility stories and connect with like-minded individuals.