Posted by: @FinancialDoomsday
"I'm not panicking... yet. But my bank account is. Has anyone else noticed their 401k has shrunk to a sad, sad size? Asking for a friend."
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Posted by: @CannedTuna
"I'm starting to feel like I've been eating canned goods for years, not weeks. Does anyone else feel like they're stuck in a never-ending loop of canned vegetables and mysterious gelatinous cubes? Asking for a friend (who's also a friend of a friend, and so on...)
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