Recession Central - One Click Shame: Impulse Buying Therapy

Welcome to Recession Central, where we specialize in helping you rationalize your one-click shame. You know, that nagging feeling that you just can't shake after buying 12 jars of wasabi mayo in the middle of the night. We've got a team of expert impulse buying therapists on staff, ready to help you work through the trauma of buying a year's supply of cat food.

Our Services:

• One Click Recovery - Our flagship program helps you recover from the emotional trauma of impulse buying.
• Just One More - For those who just can't resist that "one more" purchase.
• Retirement Plan for the Impulse Buyer - A comprehensive plan to ensure you have enough cat food to last until the apocalypse.
• One Click Support Groups - Join our anonymous support group for fellow one-click shame sufferers.