A recent study suggests that the average American has spent an entire paycheck on avocado toast, and we're not just talking about the ones with the trendy, artisanal toppings, either. It's like they're trying to buy their way out of the recession with a never-ending cycle of overpriced brunch.
Meanwhile, in other economic news, a group of economists has declared that the only way to get rich quickly is to become a professional hammock enthusiast. Apparently, it's all about finding the perfect balance between relaxation and investment returns.
And, in a bizarre twist, a local man in Iowa has been arrested for attempting to sell his couch for 500% of its original value. Authorities claim it's the most creative example of price gouging they've seen since the great toilet paper shortage of 2020.
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