Recession Central: Where the only thing more plentiful than despair is debt
ประกCongratulations! You've lost your job and are now drowning in a sea of debt.
You're not alone, though! Recession Central is here to help you navigate this delightful experience.
Explore our many services:
- Credit Score Rape: Because who needs a credit score, anyway?
- Debt Shame Club: Because sharing your financial failures with strangers is fun!
- Broke People Sympathies: Because someone has to listen to your financial sob stories
Or, if you're just feeling particularly hopeless, try our
Financial Suicide Watch, because who needs a financial safety net, anyway?