Welcome to Recession Central's Panic Room, where we're always hungry for new challenges.
In our Competitive Eating Classes, you'll learn the art of consuming mass quantities of questionable meat products in a matter of minutes. Our expert instructors, all former contestants on 'Survival of the Fattest', will guide you through the fundamentals of speed eating, from the basics of stomach-stretching to the advanced techniques of projectile vomiting.
Class Schedule:
Don't forget to bring a spare set of dentures to class.