Welcome to Recession Central, where dreams go to wither and die.
You've just joined the ranks of the unemployed. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world... or is it?
We offer the following services to help you cope with your new financial reality:
Money Mismanagement Credit Score Surgery Bank Account Necromancy
We also offer:
Money Tree Financial Hoard Credit Card Sorcery
Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate: