Panic Buying Guide: Because You're Going to Need It

Step 2: Stock up on the essentials, but not too many of them, we don't want you turning into a hoarder.

Remember, these are just guidelines, but if you're not buying at least 5 years' worth of canned beans, are you even prepared?

• Step 3: Don't forget to hoard those non-essential items too, you know, just in case.
• Panic Buying Guide: Buying While Intoxicated (for when the going gets tough and you need some 'liquid courage')