Recession-Roulette | Spin the Wheel of Misfortune

Welcome to Recession-Roulette, where the wheel of misfortune spins and you lose.

Spin the wheel to see your financial fate:

Or, if you'd rather not, you can:

• Consult the Oracles
• Visit the Fortune Teller

Recession-Roulette | Spin the Wheel of Misfortune

You will be rich, orประก you will not.

Or, prophets of doom and despair:

• Elder Apollo
• Visit Elder Apollo
• Prophets of Doom
• See the prophets of doom

Prophets of Doom | See the Future

Our prophets of doom will predict the exact date of your financial collapse.

But don't worry, it's not like it's a real prediction or anything... or is it?

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• Visit Elder Apollo

Recession-Roulette | Spin the Wheel of Misfortune

You will be visited by Elder Apollo, the bringer of financial despair.

• Back to Recession-Roulette
• Visit Elder Apollo

Elder Apollo | Bearer of Bad NewsI will tell you the future, but you won't like it.

My prophecies are never wrong, but always unpleasant.

• Back to Visit Elder Apollo
• Back to the Oracles

Consult the Oracles | Seek the Guidance of the Fates

Our oracles will guide you through the treacherous waters of financial despair.

Or, you know, they will lie to you and make it worse.

• Visit Elder Apollo
• See the Prophets of Doom