Student Loan Purgatory

A place where student loan debtors come to atone for their financial sins.

Current Queue Status:

Estimated wait time: 4.7 billion years

Queue Length:

999,999,999,999,999,999

Current Purgatory Leader:

Bob, 32, Computer Science Major, $200,000 in debt

Purgatory Rules:

• Must be willing to listen to lectures on basic budgeting for 8 hours a day
• Must be able to recite the entire script of "Debt Collectors from Mars" by 3am every morning
• Must be able to eat only ramen noodles and regret for the entirety of their stay

Learn more about our rules

Begin your penance