Recession Central

Economic Forecasting

Welcome to Recession Central, where our experts have been studying the art of chaos. Our complexity theory department is extremely busy predicting economic downturns.

Our Current Forecast

Based on our extremely sophisticated models, we predict:

50% chance of global economic collapse
75% chance of spontaneous combustion in major financial markets
100% chance of our experts being correct

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