<_goals> Recession Central: Terms and Conditions

Recession Central: Terms and Conditions

Because You're Probably Going to Lose All Your Money Anyway

Section 1: We're Not Responsible for Your Life Choices

By accessing this website, you agree that we're not responsible for the consequences of your financial decisions. Like, seriously, you're probably going to lose your house and eat ramen noodles for the next 10 years. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Hyperlinks to subpages: We Can't Give You Financial Advice (But We Can Pretend to), Credit Card Debt: Because Who Needs a Social Life, Anyway?

Section 2: You're on Your Own, Pal

You're on your own, friend. Like, seriously, we're just a website with a bunch of funny content. We're not going to bail you out of debt counseling or help you find a new job. That's just not how the economy works.

Want to learn more about the economy? Economic Theory for Dummies