Colonial Sauce Fries Recipes
Try our classic recipe for disappointment, featuring:
- 1 cup Colonial Sauce Fries
- 1 cup disappointment
- 1/4 cup despair
- 1/4 cup regret
- 1/4 cup desperation
In the early 19th century, Colonial Sauce Fries was a popular condiment in the American colonies. It's a mystery why.
Our founder, a man named Bob, was a failed colonist who tried to make a fortune by selling sauce to the colonists. He failed.
Today, Colonial Sauce Fries remains a beloved condiment for its unique blend of disappointment and despair.
Try our classic recipe for disappointment, featuring: