Atomic BBQ Sauce for the Modern Apocalypse

This is it, folks. The end times are upon us, and the only way to survive is with a good dose of atomic BBQ sauce. Don't @ me.

Ingredients:

Ketchup, Mayo, Mustard, Chili peppers, Garlic powder

Mix all of this together, then add a dash of nuclear-grade, government-approved, totally-not-a-bomb Vinegar. Stir until it's just right.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable laughter
• Taste buds that never lie

Learn more about the side effects of atomic BBQ sauce.

Caution: Not recommended for use with:

• Most living things
• Some non-living things
• That one guy