Tip 1: Overcook it!

Who needs tender, juicy meat? Just throw it in the oven for 4 hours and call it a day.

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Tip 2: Burn it to a crisp!

Nothing says 'delicious' like a nice char on your vegetables. Try it on your steak too, it's a game-changer.

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Tip 3: Don't taste as you go!

Who needs to check if your dish is edible before you serve it? Just call it 'artisanal' and be done with it.

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