The Unfortunate Incident
Ingredients:
- 1 cup Corn syrup (made from actual corn, because who needs refined sugar, right?)
- 1/2 cup Tabasco sauce because a little heat never hurt anyone (or so we tell ourselves)
- 1/4 cup Blue cheese crumbles for that special someone who's a fan of moldy cheese
- 1/2 cup Unpasteurized milk because who needs pasteurization, anyway?
- Ice to make it not too hot, not too cold
Mix all the ingredients together in a blender, pour into a glass, and serve to anyone who still hasn't learned to say no to this monstrosity.